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Good. God. Almighty.

One day, in Lipid Land, a young boy by the name of Homer Simpson met his best friend in a sandbox. Homer kept making sand-donuts, drawing sprinkles and icing, then planting his face straight down in. His new friend said,

“No. Make it longer with no hole.”

Homer’s friend then slapped down a slab of bacon on top. Both smiled. Neither wondered from where the bacon had come.

Homer and this so-called Fred Flintstone would be friends for a long time in Lipid Land. Thankfully, their babysitters, Ike and Jane, witnessed the whole thing.

God bless you all.